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Favorite this journal. Yep, it's that simple! You gotta do this to enter the contest.
http://lilyas.deviantart.com/art/Loka-Samasta-Sukhino-Bhanvantu-199527317
and since people have been so nice and awesome to me (I've had several 3 months premiums in the past and never paid a cent XD), I decided to return the favor^^How to enter:
You must write a text of at least 30 words including the word "pineapple". Be creative! I'll choose the ones I like most 
Rules:
You must fave this journal and you must watch me. I don't care if you've always had me on your list or only watch me for the points. I'll do more of these in the future so it would be of your benefit if you continue watching ;D You can only comment once. I'm not dumb. If you want to replace your first comment because you got something better or because of other reasons, simply tell me. I'm always understanding and I don't bite 
1st: 100
2nd: 50
3rd: 20
4th & 5th: 10
THIS CONTEST ENDS ON JANUARY 17th NOW!!! I'm not used to so many messages and all that sress 
At 11:59, german time. No idea what time it's in your country, calculate it yourself 
Love Dazed 
make me sneeze and cough and choke on everything I do.
Today I lost three pencils and my favorite binder tab
because a great big pineapple was sitting in my lab.
I really thought I had it all completely under wraps,
but when I saw that pineapple I gave it three big slaps.
Those pineapples are always ruining my self-control,
making me act like a fool and burdening my soul.
This one in particular distinctly wanted vengeance,
and so it stole my pencils and became my biggest nuisance.
I really hate those pineapples when they are jerks like so
We always drag on with our scuffles to add to one big row.
I think we could be better friends if they would simply focus,
and stop causing my allergies to go all hocus pocus.
Ok that was fail but ya
I’m on a jet international travel
Had a sweet tooth since we took off the gravel
Flying to Hawaii surviving a nine hour flight?
Yeah right, I’m just trying.
Had to turn my cell off, I’m now offended
So somebody better go fetch me the Flight Attendant
I’m feeling pretty ticked like I’m ready to grapple.
But Flight Attendant came and brought me pineapples!
Pine pine pine pine pine pine pine pine pine pineapple pine pineapple pine. Pine pine pine pine pine pine pineapple pine pineapple pineapple pine. Pine pine pine pine pine pine pineapple pine pineapple pineapple pine. Pineapple pine pineapple pine pineapple pine pineapple pine pineapple apple apple apple apple apple.
Rinse and repeat.
When they tumble into my tummy.
Some people do not rejoice
At others making pineapple a choice.
But I, eat pineapple, just to taste
Letting not one piece go to waste.
True 'tis the one fruit I love the most,
So this was the easiest poem to post.
XD I fail at rhyming