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I just got a lot of points :nod: and since people have been so nice and awesome to me (I've had several 3 months premiums in the past and never paid a cent XD), I decided to return the favor^^

How to enter:
:bulletred: You must write a text of at least 30 words including the word "pineapple". Be creative! I'll choose the ones I like most

:bulletblue: You must fave this journal and you must watch me. I don't care if you've always had me on your list or only watch me for the points. I'll do more of these in the future so it would be of your benefit if you continue watching ;D
:bulletblue: You can only comment once. I'm not dumb.
:bulletblue: If you want to replace your first comment because you got something better or because of other reasons, simply tell me. I'm always understanding and I don't bite :kiss:
1st: 100 :points:
2nd: 50 :points:
3rd: 20 :points:
4th & 5th: 10 :points:

:new:THIS CONTEST ENDS ON JANUARY 17th NOW!!! I'm not used to so many messages and all that sress :iconexplodinghead-plz: At 11:59, german time. No idea what time it's in your country, calculate it yourself :D

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Sapphira-Page Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
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Pyro-R Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012   General Artist
Legend has it that out there in the universe somewhere, is a pineapple candy of wisdom and randomness. this rare treat will grant the consumer the power to call forth a legion of nyan cats to make it rain rainbows and candy treats and the power of being absolutely random.
evermorefire Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pineapples and oakapples and willowapples, too,
make me sneeze and cough and choke on everything I do.
Today I lost three pencils and my favorite binder tab
because a great big pineapple was sitting in my lab.
I really thought I had it all completely under wraps,
but when I saw that pineapple I gave it three big slaps.
Those pineapples are always ruining my self-control,
making me act like a fool and burdening my soul.
This one in particular distinctly wanted vengeance,
and so it stole my pencils and became my biggest nuisance.
I really hate those pineapples when they are jerks like so
We always drag on with our scuffles to add to one big row.
I think we could be better friends if they would simply focus,
and stop causing my allergies to go all hocus pocus.
Point-collecting Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
who won?
Fiamma1221 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Feature the winners? o.o
FKFusionKnight Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
Pineapples they're a mix of pine and apple. Pineapple they're healthier than snapple. Pineapple they're from the jungle. Pineapples grow in a place where there's no fungal! I eat pineapples every day. I eat them in every way...JUICE, DRY, CANNED, AND EVEN IN PIE!!!

Ok that was fail but ya :XD:
DTKinetic Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Here we go 8-) Hope you like.

I’m on a jet international travel
Had a sweet tooth since we took off the gravel
Flying to Hawaii surviving a nine hour flight?
Yeah right, I’m just trying.
Had to turn my cell off, I’m now offended
So somebody better go fetch me the Flight Attendant
I’m feeling pretty ticked like I’m ready to grapple.
But Flight Attendant came and brought me pineapples! =D
Violetphantasy Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
(to be sung to the tune of Fur Elise) [link]

Pine pine pine pine pine pine pine pine pine pineapple pine pineapple pine. Pine pine pine pine pine pine pineapple pine pineapple pineapple pine. Pine pine pine pine pine pine pineapple pine pineapple pineapple pine. Pineapple pine pineapple pine pineapple pine pineapple pine pineapple apple apple apple apple apple.

Rinse and repeat.
ddeactivatedd Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
Pineapples are really yummy
When they tumble into my tummy.
Some people do not rejoice
At others making pineapple a choice.
But I, eat pineapple, just to taste
Letting not one piece go to waste.
True 'tis the one fruit I love the most,
So this was the easiest poem to post.

XD I fail at rhyming
SisterOfGrace Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh du bist so niedlich ;) :hug:
samybenenny Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Danke xD Frohes neues Jahr übrigens :O (haha fail XD)

Wie gehts? :)
SisterOfGrace Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
:rofl: ICH NOCH MEHR FAIL. ja dir auch xD

gutgut, mach HA. und du?
Soooomething Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Once upon a time there was a little girl. This little girl was a special little girl. She had a disease that caused her heart to be very poor and weak. She can never get out of the hospital. She's been there ever since she was 3 years old. Her name is Taylor Love. Taylor had met a friend named 'Madison' and Madison had loved little 5 Year old Taylor. Now, Madison was only 11 years old, but that didn't stop her from doing what she thought was right. Madison played music for Taylor on her guitar and sang to her, when Taylor wasn't in surgery. She raised money for baby Taylor and they became great great friends. One day, Taylor asked Madison to tell her a story about a pineapple. Madison laughed and said she would, and so she made one up just to please Taylor.

So she began....
"Little Perry Pineapple was a nice little boy, but he got bullied a lot when he was a child, because of his last name. One day two mean kids came up and made him feel very sad and he started to cry. Then a nice little girl named Taylor saw little Perry Pineapple, put down her jump rope and walked over to him.

"Hello, Perry! Why are you crying?" She asked curiously, sitting down next to him.

He sniffled and looked up at her. "No one wants to be my friend, since I have a silly last name."

Taylor laughed and said happily, "I'll be your friend, Perry Pineapple!" Then they both became best friends."

Taylor laughed and hugged Madison tightly. Madison smiled softly down at Taylor and hugged her back lovingly. The next morning, Madison's family was notified that Taylor had died from a heart attack 2 hours after Madison had left, They informed her that before Taylor had died she had asked the nurse to tell Madison that she remembers seeing Poor Perry Pineapple extending his hand out to her, asking her to follow him up into the sky.

-- Doctor Physical
AlterEgo1629 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Pineapples are a delicious treat, one of my favorite fruits to eat! I love it most when they are in season, but I'll eat them year round I don't need a reason :) This is a fantastic contest!
SenzoMatsuo Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Once upon a time, in a sunny and hot subtropical beach there was a courageous and silly pineapple. He was so yellow and spiky, that made everyone happy. The end.
PrincessPyon Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
I , Poppy the Red Pineapple sat at my desk. "The world is spinning" i quoted the bodacious science book aloud.Of course, the only thing bodacious about this book was that if I were to read it, I would be able to eat the most tastiest food in the world. Tangerines. You may wonder how it is possible for I a fruit to eat another Fruit. Simple. I am not an Tangerine. I am a pineapple. It is different because it's not like eating our cousin apple, it's eating an animal, a tangerine. Of course i couldn't eat an Orange, They keep tangerines as pets in their zoos, The haughty things. An Orange to a Tangerine is like , An Apple to a Pineapple... at least i think so. I suppose i wouldn't like to be eaten. Even if you believe it's barbaric for a fruit to eat another fruit, We the actual "fruits" disagree strongly , regardless of the blatantly obvious illogical flaws in our theory. I ,having "scholar" written on my diploma,pondered this thought till feeding time. After a nice snack, I fell asleep in my bowl.That was a mistake.
- Miss Buny
AlphaMusician Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
The pineapple sat, pondering, watching the canvases fly by, and studying the smells that the lonely apricot was singing nearby. He thought for a moment longer, and decided that, maybe, the ostrich that was swinging through the alleyway wasn't so bad after all, and perhaps they could be friends. When he asked, however, he discovered that the banana was shockingly a shoehorn, and its umbrella was made entirely out of the peanuts that were swimming through the creek. When the bedbugs began to fall from the sky, the pineapple opened his mouth to enjoy the new snack, unknowingly provoking them to follow him home, and fall from the ground when he most expected it to not happen. The dog stood still all throughout the town, while the pineapple's shouting was felt everywhere, at every moment in time. So if you listen, children, you may hear the screams of the elephant-opossum still, as he carves out his bed for a nap the second he wakes up, while the cheese soars above, unaware of the tragedy that is about to strike the cherry pit.
AlphaMusician Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Woo! I don't know where that came from! I hope you like it! :P
Hellokittehs Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
A fish in the sea swam, to a boat it seen a prikaly fruit had fallen from it, the fish followed it down, "A pineapple," something behind it said, a shark went toward the fish and opened its mouth, the fish knew it would be eaten, but he was spared because of the pineapple, the shark ate the pineapple and went its own way, but the fish still held a grudge on the shark for eating the pineapple, the fish didnt get a bite! "He will pay!" the fish said "One day."
telephonehome Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student General Artist
I'll give this a try:
On a cold winter's night, in a small city near mountains. There lived a lawyer in a high rise apartment. One night the man heard noises near his bedroom door. He reached into his night stand for the pistol. The door opened. The cold gun was pointed nervously at the intruder's form. This intimidating shadowy figure made neither sound nor flinch at a pistol being threatened with it. A shaky hand moved to turn on the light, gun in the other hand slipped, going off with a loud bang. And there it was, on the floor. The mysterious intruder was a pineapple. It's fruity goodness splattered all over the floor. As well as the machete the pineapple was planning on using against him.
(I went a little overboard but the word count is: 123)
limestarflyingcows Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student
Who is a true pineapple fan?
It is not liked by all man.
So it sat plump, prickly and round
waiting to be found.
This spiky reject
subject to neglect
Cried out to a particular no one,
"Come join me, I'm juicier than your average plum!"

i tried xD
GingerandSnow Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay! A writing contest! Awesome!
These days I feel so blue
I'm not sure what to do
I just lie around the house
All I can do is grouse
And the skies are all gray
But then I think, “Hey!
“I know what would make this better!
“It isn’t a Irish Setter,
“Or a love letter…
“I’ve been so dumb!
“I needn’t succumb,
“The answer’s right here in my face!”
Then I reach out to embrace
The pineapple.
(73 words)
starrywish Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You know what I love? Starts in the shape of pineapples, Why do stars always have to be big balls of GAS!? why can't they be big balls of pineapple? Or better yet what about pineapples in the shape of stars!? Wouldn't THAT be better? Forget coco for coco puffs, I'm coco for PINEAPPLES! :iconpineapplelaplz:

(word count: 54)
varvara-amp Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
AskLovina Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
As I walked down town, I fell in to a puddle and I was going to drawn. But here came a pineapple who helped me out of it.

"Oh thank you Sir Pineapple!" I said with joy.

"Oh, no problem." He responded sweetly.

And as we returned to my home, chatting like two old friends, there came an awfull bird, and stole Sir Pineapple away, eating it like that was the last day of his life.

All that I found on the street of the sweet pineapple was his little black hat and his glasses.
And the little red rose he had on his chest stood there with no life anymore.

P.S.: Your photos are great!!!
SasukeTeme Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
this sounds amusing xD Shall give it a go >3>

The young captain sighed wearily as he stepped off his once grand vessel; looking at it a sad sigh passed his lips, the old boat was run down and sadly nearing it's end, and would soon, like most other pirate ships; fall apart and be forgotten.
Sighing he turned his head a scowl quickly forming on his face; his crew where being their usual useless selves; "Oi you filthy useless rats, who the hell said ye could sleep! We may have hit land, but that doesn't mean you're on vacation!"

The groans of protest brought a sardonic grin to the captains face as he began walking towards the trees and bushes in search of a place to rest, he loved being the boss...even if it was only over a group of idiots.

Standing his first mate gave a groan as his back cracked in several places; "Okay Mr. Captain, what would you like us to do?"

at this said captain stopped dead in his tracks, a blank expression slapped across his face, what did he want them to do...?

"Um...I want you to go find me some...pineapples!" "Pineapples?" "You heard me pineapples! what do you need my blessing's, go!!"

Shaking his head the man turned and left with the crew, while the captain, who had found the perfect spot to rest, watched them leave with a bemused grin on his face; "Who's the captain baby~ :icontrollfaceplz:"
Clarobell Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There once was a pineapple, spiky and round
Bigger than most weighing in at 10 pound
It looked so delicious that everyone fought
Over who would be eating and who would get naught
But in their commotion they jostled the fruit
It crashed to the ground and with a soppy wet 'sploot'
And shattered to pieces all over the floor
And that juicy great pineapple was no more

What was the moral in this that we share?
Greed bring you nothing and gets you nowhere.
Flimz Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Writer
People are trying too hard, sticking the word pineapple in everywhere. Why do it multiple times when you only need to write it once? It makes no sense to me.
shinygallade32 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me and the pinapple ventured through the wonderful land of blades. There were so many swords and spears, I thought me gonna be cut but that pineapple knows to cut.
KurunaGirl Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pineapple was sad. He was the ugliest among the other pineapples in the crate, and he didn't like it. When he arrived at the farmer's market, all the other pretty pineapples were chosen, but not him.

"Why are you so depressed, Pineapple?" an apple from a neighbouring crate asked.

"No one is going to choose me, because I look so horrible..." Pineapple sighed sadly.

Apple shook her twig at him. "You seriously can't think like that!" she said, surprised. "What's important is what's in your heart."

"I don't have a heart," Pineapple said, confused.

Apple grumbled in exasperation. "Okay, your heart, your flesh, whatever. Someone will choose you because they will know that you're a sweet pineapple!"

Pineapple brightened considerably. "Really, Apple? he asked, but alas, Apple was already bought by an old woman knitting an apple holder. "I guess I can wait..." he said, a tad miserably.


A few minutes later, a young girl came to the farmer's shop.

"Hello sir, I want to make a pineapple salad at home! Can you suggest to me some sweet and juicy pineapples?" she chirruped to the farmer. The farmer grinned in reply.

"Here's the last of the good pineapples," he said confidently, holding out the prettiest of all the pineapples left in the crate. Said girl frowned slightly.

"It looks like it's a very dry you have any other suggestions?"

Slightly baffled, the farmer continued suggesting pretty pineapples while the girl turned down every one.

Finally, a pineapple in the corner of the crate caught the girl's eye. "How much will you sell for that? she said abruptly, pointing at Pineapple.

Pineapple was elated. Someone had actually chosen him! Before he knew it, he was in the loving arms of the girl, and she brought him to a quaint little cottage in the countryside.


A few hours later, Pineapple disappeared. Where was he? In the girl's stomach.

Jymaru Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The pineapple and the banana waltzed through the palace of Pear on their way to see the Queen of Grape, who told them to go and see the sage and chives, for they were to have a party at the Grapefruit village. They arrived to find they needed to go to the Plum bar, where they met a dazed apricot who told them the cucumber had stolen their money. They chased the cucumber only to find he was a courgette.
Tsatsuke Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student General Artist
A story of a young pineapple

One day,in a giant farm,a young pineapple was born.she was called pinappi.
And at the age of a week,she started talking.
Pinappi : Mother,why are we called pineapples?we don't look like apples! and the apple is red! DX
Mother : Dear Pinappi,Those humans created a name for us and for our kind,you don't have to worry about the color,because there are apples colored with green,and some other kinds of apples colored in yellow just like us :)
Pinappi : But mommy,I still think that we have to be called pines because...
Apple:Hey pineapple!~
Pinappi : Hey Apple!~ >>>Annoying orange XD
Apple : WE ARE COUSINS! XD that's why you are pineapple and the pines are our cousins too! ~
Pinappi : I seeeee!~

This how the story ends fufufu!~ *-*
virgoindigo Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student General Artist
i love pineapples
i love every kind of pineapple
i just want to eat them all
but i can't eat every pineapple
can't eat every pineapple

ok i have no creativity whatsoever.
CTxCB Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've decided to do a long one, and to be as creative as possible, so, Here goes 1,000 words, starting from Now:

One day, I met a Sponge called Spongebob, He lives inside a pineapple under the sea, he said “Hey, you... Do you know what is the best thing about living in a pineapple under the sea?”, to which, I replied, “No, I don't. Care to tell me what is awesome about living in a pineapple under the sea?”, Spongebob then said “Well...” Before Breaking in to song, I decided I should sit down and listen, since I took the bother of asking him what is so awesome about living in a pineapple under the sea.

He began to sing, “Hey, you... You out there, I'm going to tell you what's so awesome, about living in this pineapple under the deep blue sea. Pineapple's are big, and Pineapple's are fruit, If I ever get hungry, I can take a bite... It's so big that I can hide the bite I took out of my pineapple that I live in under the sea... Pineapple's are heavy and very sturdy, When there's a storm, I almost never get woken, they are tough, and block out sounds, I can sleep through nearly everything, and... Squidward can't wake me up with his stupid instrument that I can't even remember the name of... That's what's so awesome about living under the sea... Yeah”, Spongebob did a dance, and then sat down...

I then said “Hey, Can I live in your great big pineapple under the sea?”, to which Spongebob replied “Yeah sure, I'm always happy to have a room-mate, just don't squash my Snail or eat all the food, and don't Wake me up unless it's really Important”, I nod, and we both walk in to the house, the start of a friendship that will never end...
DestructiveNight Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Here you go! 54 words
In the wonderful world of Wineapples, apples live ever so appily. Except one apple. The only apple that was not an apple… PINEAPPLE. Pineapple was indeed insulted, terribly taunted, absolutely annoyed and most of all perilously poked. Even so Pineapple could see past it all. He did not live appily, he live pineapplily happy.
prettyfrog Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
In a world where :iconpineappleplz: rule the world
Pineapple disease is rampid
children are turning to selling kumquats for food.
Who can save us?
And that is :iconprettyfrog:
Lyke dis iff yhu crey evary tyme :iconlikebuttonplz:
(over 30 words :icontrollfaceplz:)
DestructiveNight Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Is this finished I hope not :C
Allmessedop08RN Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple pineapple .haha!
BlackCat532 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
"Who am I, really?" wondered the pineapple.

She sat in the produce section, elbowing oranges on her right and mangos on her left. Rows of multi-colored apples winked smugly from across the aisle.

"I'm not an apple, " she thought, "and I am in no way related to pine trees! I look nothing like the other fruit, with their lovely bright colors and pleasant aromas."

She sighed and rustled her stiff leaves.

"Who would ever want to take home an enormous piece of fruit struggling with an identity crisis?" She fought back tears of despair as a mother with two young children approached and began looking at watermelons.

“Ooooo!” squealed a small voice. “Mommy! Can we get a pineapple? I love pineapple!”

Hardly daring to believe what she had heard, the pineapple perked up. The mother smiled, glanced over at her, and picked her up. The pineapple was elated! Finally, she was going to find a home! These wonderful people had appreciated her just the way she was! Despite her coarse, unappealing appearance, they had found a way to love her!

“Sure!” said the mother. “We can slice it up and you can eat it for snack.”

That was when the pineapple realized her troubles had only begun.
Sapphira-Page Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
LOL! I like this! :D
BlackCat532 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Thanks! It was very off-the-cuff, I spotted the contest and thought, "Challenge Accepted!!" :-)
xXBloodRedAndBlackRo Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pineapples filled the room. I didn't understand how there could be so many pineapples, what was this, a place in case the world got blown up or something?
I tried moving around, but fell over one and landed face first into the giant pile.
I gave up and decided to just lay there, and after a while I felt so VERY hungry so I decided to eat one of the pineapples. As I did it started screaming, which caused me to start screaming. I felt myself shrink and saw the pineapple grow. It grew and grew until it became me. And I was shrinking, feeling myself form into a pineapp-
Chaos-Sister Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I walked into the supermarket today to buy some stuff to fill the fridge with, as I walked around I finally came to the fruit section. As I began to fill my basket with apples and oranges I stared to the left to see a neat pile of pineapples... I stared... the one on the top moved a bit... I looked the other way *I hate pineapples.*

I look over again and this time I see a pineapple which had grown stick figure legs and arms, which had a face, was wearing white underwear and a red cape. Standing on top of the other pineapples in the generic super hero pose and it said “FEAR NOT CITIZENS OF THIS SUPERMARKET I AM HEAR TO PROTECT YOU!” In a deep sounding comic hero voice. I looked around with a wtf look on my face... nobody else was looking. I must be going insane.

I look the other way and then I look back... should not have done that... now this pineapple was performing a musical with the other pineapples “DON”T GIVE IN~♪ TO EVIL FROZEN FRUITS~!” I stare... turn around and walk out “Screw this...” I say as I get in the car.
letrainfalldown Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student General Artist
So I'm writing this at 1:36 AM...

so once, there was a happy pineapple named bob. He had no friends. But he was still happy. That's because he was a pineapple. See, it was the apples that were sad. But once they pined for something, they were happy... either that, or they fell out of a pine tree.
One day, Bob crossed the river on a boat and met an apple named Sally. Bob asked Sally, "Why are you crossing?"
Sally said, "Because I have nothing better to do."
Bob said, "Then be happy with me. Go run up a pine tree."
So Sally jumped in the creek and...
floated to the surface.
Then she became an orange.

The End.
WIKIPEDIAUSER Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
i've a story about A farmer named "Jack pineapple" he's have a horse named "Sweet pineapple" he always fed his horse with pineapple He's also have children Named "Peter pineapple" He's always plant pineapple in his back yard house everyday he's always use his house to deliver pineapples to market after he sell his pineapple his money is shared with he's wife named "Sherry "pineapple" lee" his wife very polite & TO OTHER PEOPLE THAT'S WHY A FEW NEIGHTBOUR NAMED THEY "PINEAPPLE FAMILY":XD:
mrgba Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
gentelmen behold my latest invention the pineshot, it fires a pineapple shape projectile at high speeds and explodes on impact, realeasing a corrosive acid that melts anything that comes in contact with, except any kind of wood.
XxSummer-SolsticexX Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Plated with tough scales and a crown of leaves,
is there any other fruit more deserving of
Envy boils through the garden as it commands all the attention.
A tough, outer shell with
priceless gold inside, like a treasure heavily guarded from thieves and
prying eyes. If you're
lucky enough to taste the flavour like
euphoria, surely, you would agree.

(Now, read the first letter of each line.)


Derp, I dunno.
AquaMoon1o1 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
Stupid that was what this whole thing was completely, whole heartedly, and utterly stupid. A wild goose chase across the world for a golden pineapple was the last thing Kayla wanted to do during her summer vacation. She wouldn't have even done it if it hadn't been for her brother. Her little bother was probably the craziest person you'd ever meet. He was like a monkey hiked up on sugar and now he was dieing all because of some stupid quest for some stupid golden pineapple. The whole thing has been for nothing. The Minister told Kayla that if she got this pineapple they'd be able to save her brother. They lied. Instead of saving him they had killed him. The spear that stuck his belly jutted out in a gruesome way. It was all a cruel joke. Kayla was literally seeing red but that was what the Minister liked to do. He liked to mess with a person's head. He liked to see how far he could push before the person would snap. Kayla knew all of this before she went on the quest yet she did it anyway. It was her last chance. The golden pineapple may have sounded stupid to anyone who hadn't grown up in Kayla's nation. The world was falling apart and things like pineapples much less golden ones were the stuff of fairytales. Kayla had seen pictures of the exotic fruit before but that was it. Kayla was really starting to regret her decision of bringing her best friend along for the ride. It was a hopeless quest really and Kayla had been whole heartedly too foolish. If her friend Mina knew how much she was wallowing inside she would have slapped some sense into Kayla. It wouldn't have mattered to Mina if this moment was the single worst moment in Kayla's entire existence the only thing that would have mattered was moving on because that was how the world worked. The blood spilled across her younger brother's shirt as if he had simply spilled the nasty smelling liquid all families were forced to drink in order to stay healthy. His eyes were fading rapidly. Kayla would have given anything to have her brother well right this instant but that just wasn't possible. Nothing could save him now. Kayla cradled her brother's head and the tears unwillingly spilled.
"It's not your fault." he managed to croak out before his last breath left his body.
Kayla numbly watched the life leave his eyes and with it her heart. Her crazy little brother was the only person left from her family after the siege the Minister ordered on the country.
"He's right you know."
Kayla barely managed to complete the simple act of lifting her head. She felt empty. Through her rushing tears Kayla could just barely see her long time friend's tender expression.
"It wasn't your fault. He didn't deserve to die. He was just an innocent stuck in the crossfire between the Minister and Capital's lust for the golden pineapple."
"What use is there for that useless thing now?" Kayla questioned in a bitter tone.
Mina managed to conjure up a wicked smirk.
“Oh you think it’s useless don’t you.”
“Yes it is the reason he is dead but it will also be the reason why the Minister is going to be dead.”
Kayla froze in shock.
“You are freakin crazy you know that?”
Mina shrugged.
“I like to think big.”
Kayla’s shoulders sunk.
“What about my brother.”
“What about him?”
“I can’t just leave him here like this!” Kayla exclaimed.
“Well he’s dead. Deal with it.”
Kayla took a calming breath. It took all of her strength not to claw her best friend’s eyes out that this instant. She couldn’t be more sympathetic? He brother had just been murdered! Kayla knew that her friend meant well but she couldn’t help but feel immense grief over the much too short life of her brother. Deep down Kayla knew what her friend was suggesting was wrong but Kayla didn’t care. She wanted revenge against the people who had killed her brother and she wouldn’t rest until she got it. Kayla laid her brother down on the bloodstained ground.
“Goodbye baby brother.” She whispered through tear stained eyes.
Kayla had a new purpose and that included a much fevered “chat” with the Minister.
“I’m ready.” Kayla’s now hoarse voice announced.
Mina grinned.
“Well then Kayla we have a whole lot of work ahead of us.”
Kayla didn’t care. This was what they had been training for their whole lives. Kayla had trained until her muscles had collapsed into exhaustion yet not one ounce of her training had done her any good. It had kept her alive but not the person she loved most. Kayla unsheathed the deathly looking sword from her sheath.
“Well Mina are you coming or not?”
Mina pulled out the golden pineapple from her nearly torn apart satchel and waved it in the air.
“Well I do believe that it’s about time the Minister got a taste of his own medicine.”
So Mina and Kayla side by side trudged onward toward an unknown future. All they had now was the hope that the legendary golden pineapple would serve its use and that the Minister would be finally conquered.
There was no turning back now for either of them.

I feel like I wrote way too much but whatever. I also think that my story sounds so stupid but hey it was worth a try.
FemaleSonikku Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist
...Beautiful...! :iconcryforeverplz:
AquaMoon1o1 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
Thanks. I wasn't sure if anyone would actually even read it.
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